Welcome, future drug addict
Fuckerloaf? No, too yeasty.
Pizza Hut? No, I think it's been copyrighted.
Aglio E Olio? I should choose just one.
Struwwelpeter? Too Freddy.
Apple? Oh yeah.
Dildo? Might have to keep that one...
Gruntfart? Sounds like an orc.
Kellogg? Ooh. That's close!
Cornflake? No, getting cool again.
Kettle? Almost there...
Kal-El! Yes! That's it! I'm a fucking genius! I must be, because I'm a Coppola! And 'Apocalypse Now' isn't at all over rated!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Apokolips! The next child may be called Darkseid!
I can't believe I thought about Apple for a minute...
posted by KOM @ 4:21:00 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
You forgot about Coco. I personally think Eye-pod would be kinda cool for a kid.
Eye-Vee?
Ennemar?
Epi-dural?
Pappiloma?
How about Epponnee-Ray?
(How very Kath & Kim of me!)
If you were Australian, you'd KNOW what the hell I'm on about. %:D
I'm partial to Kal-El. Optimus Prime too. Maybe....Snake Eyes.
I'm speechless. What a fucktard.
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