Friday, June 24, 2005

Words of the day

Gride \Gride\, e. i. [imp. & p. p. Grided; p. pr. & vb. n.
Griding.] [For gird, properly, to strike with a rod. See
Yard a measure, and cf. Grid to strike, sneer.]
To cut with a grating sound; to cut; to penetrate or pierce
harshly; as, the griding sword. --Milton.
That through his thigh the mortal steel did gride. --Spenser.
Like unkempt nails griding on a chalkboard. --KOM


Gleet \Gleet\, n. [OE. glette, glet, glat, mucus, pus, filth,
OF. glete.] (Med.)
A transparent mucous discharge from the membrane of the
urethra, commonly an effect of gonorrhea. --Hoblyn.
Look, ma, I can gleek gleet! --KOM


Trot \trot\, n.
1: a slow pace of running
2: radicals who support Trotsky's theory that socialism must
be established throughout the world by continuing revolution
3: Singular of what I have. I might see you all after the
weekend if I can get over the DMC trots -- KOM

11 Comments:

At 6/24/2005 04:24:00 PM , Blogger PSUMommy said...

Ah, I hope you start feeling better!

...is now a bad time to mention that your links &...well, pretty much everything but the title & your posts? Or maybe that's just me.

 
At 6/24/2005 04:29:00 PM , Blogger kotamaris said...

okay, that's great! Now use 'em all in a single sentence.

 
At 6/24/2005 05:00:00 PM , Blogger kotamaris said...

oh, I mean, it's not great that you're feeling under it. I hope you feel much better soon. But I will expect that sentence on my desk by the end of the school day Monday, mr. man.

 
At 6/24/2005 09:48:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fun With Words. I'm a big fan of "liquidate," "buttholingus," and "Hijolepinchependejoguey!"

 
At 6/24/2005 09:50:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah- and get that prostate checked before it's too late and your chestnut grows in to a coconut, hindering your peepee and the delicate yet complex processes driving a probing finger.

 
At 6/25/2005 02:39:00 AM , Blogger Squishi said...

yer links are stuffed - yer borders are stuffed - you asked us to tell you...... so I am :)

 
At 6/25/2005 02:01:00 PM , Blogger THEMARSHAL said...

I dont think I have ever heard or read the word gride. I also think your definition of the work is much more understandable than the others.

 
At 6/25/2005 02:31:00 PM , Blogger Kara0303 said...

Oh KOM, I could just listen to you read the dictionary to me allll night. What romantic words you've chosen. *batting eyes*

Seriously, eww. Hope you get to feeling better soon. I told you not to drink the water.

 
At 6/25/2005 02:35:00 PM , Blogger KOM said...

Frigg'n IE. I think I have it fixed now. Thanks for letting me know.

I'm feeling much better today, thank you. Back in the saddle.. or off the saddle, as it were.

"To say 'The griding splash of gleet-like intestinal dicharge' is only slightly worse than the trots in fact are."

 
At 6/25/2005 02:45:00 PM , Blogger kotamaris said...

BRAVO!!

 
At 6/25/2005 08:13:00 PM , Blogger THEMARSHAL said...

kudos on the sentence

 

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