Spaghetti Monster
I honestly feel like puking whenever the topic of "intelligent design" comes up. It's been discussed ad nauseum, so I don't think it's neccessary to discuss how absolutely fucking crazy it is to teach a religious point of view as a scientifically verifiable theory.
But if the theocrats are going to pull us back into the European middle ages, I hope they understand what they're getting into.
posted by KOM @ 3:04:00 PM
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4 Comments:
I couldn't agree more. Until faith has concrete metrics, it's pointless to try and make religion fit the scientific mold. Round hole, square peg.
I would say "Flying Spaghetti Entity" not "Monster".
The "All Mighty" doesn't wish to scare us, OR DOES HE?!?!
AAaaaaagh!!
I don't think so.
Odin is, as Odin does.
Just call in Kobayashi, he will take care of the "flying spaghetti entity."
Kom on, Kom- all you need's a little extra chloromethefibrohydrazine in your dairy products to dance like the devil under a psychotronic broadcast to get you seeing things that way. Wait I forgot- we have to use an older generation substitute out there because your state banned its use. Primitives!
I tell you what- just start ordering all your dairy foods from producers in the midwest and you'll be OK. According to my data with a little help from a software upgrade, the psychotronic codes broadcast between your home and work should be compatible with the chemicals in your food intake.
If "Intelligent Design" still doesn't make sense after a week of midwest dairy products, send me an e-mail and we'll arrange to plant a code in your cell phone AND set you up to meet with a televangelist.
In the meantime, try to relax. Everything will be fine.
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