My ass hurts

If I could blame it on date-rape, a prison story, or even accidentally falling down on a shovel, I'd have myself a good story.

Actually, I did fall this weekend. It occured to me after having drunk far, far too much and deciding that it would be a good idea to mow our back yard. And by mow, I mean machete. And by machete, I mean napalm. And by...

Long story short, I hit a root and fell on my coccyx while my lawnmower ran over a few rose bushes.

But the reason that my ass hurts is because I just sat for 92 hours straight watching the TNT Law and Order marathon.

How better to honor our fallen brothers?

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My wife asked me today, "What happened to the bottom half of Spongebob?" I thought I knew, but I guess he really is gone. Mr. Krabs will be speaking tomorrow at his wake.

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I was basically gone all weekend, but I now see quite a bit of activity at my humble blog, and several comments.

I haven't taken the time to do this in the past, but thank you all for bothering to visit. I couldn't possibly mention anyone, because there are too many of you, and I'm sure that I would miss someone. But I appreciate each and everyone one of you.

Maintaining blog-relationships is harder work that I would have thought. You can't call up your b-friends, and have them all meet you at the bar. You need to make sure to visit the individual weblogs as often as possible. I may have missed some of you in the last few weeks. But just because I don't comment certainly does not mean that I find your posts boring.

There's just so much to do.

I started using an RSS feeder a month or so ago. Good god, it's like offering a heroin addict an unlimited supply of smack. When before I watched maybe 20 blogs, now I try to keep track of millions.

My head hurts as well as my ass.

Anyhow, keep on keeping on. I will keep reading. So please keep blogging.