Daddy knows...ooof!
My son is amused by many things. But his current favorite game is to find someone sitted, back up until he's at the far end of the room, and then run break-neck toward said person. He then bangs his head against that person's gut. Repeatedly.
For the last few bangs, he turns completely perpendicular, so that his nose bounces off the belly-button. Whack, whack... HAHA!
This evening he came running up to a standing KOM like an NFL running back stiffarming ahead of himself. Said stiff-arm caught poor KOM in the nuts.
I managed not to throw up, but methinks my siring days are over.
Remeber when blueballs were figurative? I guess he's done with the thought of siblings.
Plumber-crack, ahoy!
Run, little man! Daddy's so proud!
8 Comments:
well, lucky you've already got one and another on the way......
:)
OUCH!
Heisman right to the groin.
What college is he playing ball at?
It was probably the thought of the other one coming that made him make sure it wouldn't happen again =)
smart boy!
Ha! My hubs is a wrestler, so he's managed to stave off the battering ram that is my daughter. She gets him back, though, when we're trying to 'cuddle' (in quotes because daughter doesn't cuddle...she wriggles and wrestles). She has very pointy elbows.
Thanks for the sympathy, folks. I feel like some jackass in the audience of Americas Funniest Home Videos, hoping to profit from my pain.
At least you took it like a man. Not like Kenny.
That twinkle in the eye!
That is one pink boy!
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