Freeform Friday, The Xmas Post

Being nearly Christmas The Holidays Winter Break Fuck... uhhh. Oh, hell Christmas, my thoughts were drawn, of course, to the Immaculate Conception.

Or rather, what the Church might be like if it were designed by Rube Goldberg. Starting with a bowling ball falling on a frying pan to pull a rope...

It became neccessary for Christ not only to have been born of a virgin, but he must also be untainted by original sin. However, it would seem that he couldn't be the only one born without orignal sin, or he wouldn't be fully human. And "fully God, mostly human" didn't translate into good ad slogans. Speaking of which, if we could only figure out how to transubstantiate without the trans fats, we'd be onto something. "Now fullyGod! Heart healthy Kosher brain food! Add a sip of blood for an important part of this complete breakfast!"

Anyhow, so's Little Big Guy can be fully human, someone else needs to also have been untainted by those wacky Adam and Eve kids. And what better choice than Mom? Princess Maria of Alderan.

So it becomes important to institute a policy of Immaculate Conception, in which Mary is personally exempted by the grace of God to be fit to carry His Son-self. Which is a chicken and egg issue, because she is chosen because of her purity, but pure because of her having been chosen.

Because it's too damn simple to be amazed at a mere virgin birth.

...which cuts the string that drops the anvil on the button that Poof! knocks up a virgin.

Merry day before the eve.