Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Lunch Time

My review of the Safeway Cobb Salad:

Do you like olives? Really, really like olives? Do you dream of fist-sized chunks of bleu cheese? Do you crave tomatos so sweet you think you're eating tomato jolly ranchers? Do you miss bacos? Are you tired of crisp, fresh lettuce? Prefer 1000-year old eggs to hardboiled? Think chicken usually has too much flavor?

Would you like the rest of my salad?

6 Comments:

At 5/18/2005 03:56:00 PM , Blogger Lisa said...

Beats my lunch.... I forgot to take mine and had to scrounge in an empty office... What did I come up with you ask? 3 licorice sticks, one questionable yogurt and a can of diet coke.

mmm mmm good.

 
At 5/18/2005 04:08:00 PM , Blogger Squishi said...

Sounds to me a lot like a McDonalds Allegedly Roast Chicken Salad.

"Excuse me, isn't this just a plate of wilted lettuce?"

 
At 5/18/2005 06:31:00 PM , Blogger kotamaris said...

Ewww!

 
At 5/19/2005 11:31:00 AM , Blogger ~Jan said...

Yum.

I can always count on one of your posts for a grin. Thanks.

 
At 5/19/2005 07:38:00 PM , Blogger Passerby A said...

Toss it over here!

 
At 5/20/2005 02:48:00 PM , Blogger KOM said...

Lisa - the day before I had 5 stale pringles, a handful of triscuits and water. I feel your pain.

Squishi - remind me not to get a salad at McDonalds.

Talleulah - precisely.

Glory - thanks. Your kind words are always welcome.

Diva - here you go!

 

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