Tuesday, June 28, 2005

It wasn't me

I didn't start the fire.

No soy un perdedor.

I most certainly did not introduce olives on the fingers.

I had very, very little to do with gas prices.

I did not kill princess Die.

I did not introduce Paris Hilton.

I am not responsible for global warming.

Clouds, dirt and dreams are random. It wasn't me.

8 Comments:

At 6/29/2005 01:10:00 AM , Blogger Passerby A said...

I'm pretty sure Santa knows all that too :)

 
At 6/29/2005 03:47:00 AM , Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Dude, how the HELL does she know about the time in Norway?!

I thought we kil....I mean I thought we TOOK CARE OF the problem?

 
At 6/29/2005 03:54:00 AM , Blogger PSUMommy said...

Yes...but did you hold the screen door open & let flies in?

DID YOU??

 
At 6/29/2005 05:04:00 AM , Blogger THEMARSHAL said...

Ummmmmmm Yeaaaaaaa, sorry about that fire.

Norway?

 
At 6/29/2005 07:03:00 AM , Blogger Lisa said...

okay KOM, we know what you DIDN'T do...so what did you do ?

 
At 6/29/2005 09:23:00 AM , Blogger KOM said...

Actually, there was a time in Norway...

And yes, I did hold open the door. But to be fair, there's a 3-inch gap at the top of the screen that lets the flies in, anyway.

 
At 6/29/2005 04:33:00 PM , Blogger Kara0303 said...

Ohhhhhh, but I did.


Waaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!!

 
At 6/29/2005 07:29:00 PM , Blogger SassyAssy said...

If you did introduce Paris Hilton, I wish you would put her back.

I would like to take credit for making the sunshine.

 

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