An imagined exchange

Producer 1: We need to string a few licks together, something hard rock.

Producer 2: Yeah, something fast and ridiculous and in your face!

Joe Satriani: And what's this for again?

P1: We're making a movie about two time-travelling idiots who lay the foundations of a future utopian society.

P2: Bong-head and Theo's Wild Ride.

P1: That's a working title, anyway. We imagine a scene in which a citizen of the future comes back to jam with his heroes.

JS: And that's where I come in?

P2: Sort of... we just need you to record it. We're going to have the actor pretend to play it.

JS: And who's that?

P1: We've got it down to Louie Anderson or George Carlin.

JS: I don't know, guys...

P2: And we're going to have Stevie Salas do the on-screen fingering.

JS: What! You don't even-

P1: {loudly} Allright, somebody get Yngwie on the line!

JS: {softly, head lowered} I'll do it.