Stupid question, laid to rest
If a tree falls in a forest, and no person is present to hear it, there is no sound.
posted by KOM @ 12:43:00 AM
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I don't know. Really.
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Nor does a rotten-toothed dwarf naked and alone in the forest whilst masturbating furiously, emitting tiny grunts and wheezing squeals of pleasure as his probing fingers tittilate those pleasure spots. Not a sound to be heard out there. Nothing.
If A person falls in the desert where there are no trees, do they make a breeze?
I say sound was made. Just because a person didnt hear it doesntme it didnt happen. We people are too self centered.
Physics says it makes a sound.
Philosophy says it doesn't, because the perception of the viewer (hearer) shapes the reality.
I'm on the side of physics. Things exist outside our pathetic atempts at self-importance.
But it really doesn't matter as long as I can use the tree for firewood.
If my wife farts in the next room and I'm not there, does it make a sound? Worse, does it smell?
It doesnt make a sound, it makes a crashing noise.
There appears to have been some confustion. I was not inviting debate, I was letting you all know the answer.
But fart jokes are always appreciated.
Thank you for finally answering that age old question...where do you stand on the sound of one hand clapping and chicken vs. egg?
I am always ready to follow anyone with the balls to take a side.
Thank GOODNESS. That's been keeping me awake for quite some time now.
;)
Thanks, KOM. Maybe my ulcer will heal now that I don't have to stress over it. Here's your chicken/egg answer:
Chicken and egg were making love. Chicken finishes up, rolls over and lights a cigarette. Egg yanks the covers up, flops over disgruntled and says, "guess that answers that question!"
Ba dum dum ding!
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