All you sucker DJ's who think you're fly...

I was thinking about Nirvana today. They were the first band that I remember MTV describing as "the buzz". This was before "buzz-worthy".

In fact, back in the dark ages of 1991, buzz was the word.

As I understand it, the previous word was Word. Word up.

Before that, even, Bird was the word.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

So what we have learned is that in the beginning was the Bird. And the Word Up was with God, and the Buzz was God.

Of course, the Bird also stated "I am the I am." That is, "The Bird is the Buzz." Some sects translate this as "The Bird is the Word," but they are obviously heretics. Some fringe elements think that "The Word is the Buzz, word up," but they are routinely ridiculed and often beaten at airports.

Finally, there are those who believe that "Ich bin ein Berliner." This clearly translates not as "I am a person of Berlin", but "I am a jelly doughnut." If you don't believe me, look it up.

The word was never doughnut. This much is clear.

I think what I'm trying to say is that you should be kind to your web-footed friends, because a duck could be somebody's mother.

Word. Word and Amen.