Thursday, September 15, 2005

That's not okay with me

Extreme close-up of 20-something woman's face.

"I used to think aspirin was king pharm of drug mountain. But then I found out that it will make your insides bleed. Even if you don't feel it! That's not okay with me."

Woman cocks head, looks down, then look back up at camera.

Extreme close-up of 50-something woman's face.

"My husband takes a lot of drugs, and I've always encouraged him. But it recently occured to me that his biggest issue may be perscription ibuprofan. My doctor said that he can take another drug that is available over the counter, and has less side effects! Side effects are not okay with me."

Woman cocks head, looks down, then looks back up at camera.

I thought the first woman was a spaz. But this weird head thing is actually being directed in these commercials?? Move over Budweiser, Tylenol is the newest kid on the "banned by KOM" list.

7 Comments:

At 9/15/2005 10:26:00 AM , Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

I blame Venessa.
I'm telling you, tilting will follow.

 
At 9/15/2005 11:56:00 AM , Blogger Robyn said...

Drugs is good.

 
At 9/15/2005 12:06:00 PM , Blogger Yawn said...

What? You don't like a company that sued its way to dominant market share in the 80's, even though its product will eat your liver alive, while supposedly leaving your stomach intact? (That shit's made me puke on more than one occassion- don't tell ME it's safe for the stomach..)

 
At 9/15/2005 07:01:00 PM , Blogger Passerby A said...

Aspirin is banned here in Singapore.

 
At 9/16/2005 11:23:00 AM , Blogger KOM said...

Ok, this time you've GOT to be kidding, Diva. Aspirin banned? Was it caught singing "One Night in Bangkok"?

 
At 9/16/2005 01:51:00 PM , Blogger Robyn said...

Hahahaha! Diva!!

 
At 9/16/2005 11:16:00 PM , Blogger Yawn said...

KOM mi amigo I gotta treat for you. No, I didn't say nor mean "teat".. I said andmeant "treat." Wet your whistle with a couple of these here lovelies- great inspirational material whether you're a Baptist, a Methodist, or a GODDAM Catholic like the old Yawning Anus household just might be when it eats acid and says prayers whilst rubbing an egg over the body to absorb the evil and flush it down the toilet. What? That Thunderbird gets in the way of my thought processes sometimes? What I mean to say is, raid this mine for some good shit: http://www.bumwine.com

 

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