Woa, Nelly!

For the record, the previous post was meant to live as a draft until I was finished with it. I must have hit publish instead. Call it an exercise in the first 7 things that come to mind when I dwell on certain topics, not how I would have answered had I thought about it.

Actually, that might be worse.

I'm going to let it stand, since it's already out there. But jeesh. What would I even do with someone's liver? Fava beans and Chianti, I guess... best not to go down that road.

Plus I'm pretty sure I say things like 'I' and 'the' more often than I say fuck, at least in real life. Which reminds me: We were at a party one night, and a friend of mine got really drunk. He was lying on the couch, trying to convince a girl to "Sit on my foot." I don't know why that reminds me. See, it just goes to show that the first answer is not always the best. Or even related to the question.