KOM needs
This wasn't a meme as such, and it certainly wasn't directed at me. But the idea cracked me up, so I had to try it. Thanks to Sheri for the idea.
Two pages of my Google search for "KOM needs":
KOM needs a live account and black arrow
KOM needs two slashes
KOM needs a lot of tough love sometimes
KOM needs to shed public-sector image 2004
The current KOM *needs* 2.2.3
KOM needs an update
KOM needs frequent feedback from its valued customers
KOM needs us!!
All KOM needs to show is that there are other explanations that do not require God
KOM needs to get a leader of this
KOM needs adult dvd erotik store
Just think of all the washing and grooming a KOM needs - let alone how much one will eat!
KOM needs the protein
Jesus Christ, get out of my fucking head!
posted by KOM @ 2:08:00 PM
7 Comments
7 Comments:
Hey KOM- I got drunk and wrote you a poem. Consider this the work of 4 shots of tequila, 2 bloody maries, 5 Coors Lights, 2 Miller Genuine Drafts, andsome Llano Blush.
KOM needs to shed public-sector image 2004
Let go that nasty cocksucking whore.
Smells like 2001 immitation reptile skin.
You know the kind that wears knee-high fuck-me boots does coke and drinks to the point of bedspin.
It rhymes. I swear to motherfucking god it does god fucking dammit. And that makes it a poem.
I tried this just now and the one thing that really caught my eye was "Jason needs to crap his pitchfork".
I know it's the right thing to do, but I've become so darn co-dependent with the damn thing that I can't give it up just like that.
Sometimes I wonder why I try to be at all amusing when the comments are so damn hilarious.
Oh yeah. It' so I can read the hilarious comments.
No sleazy KOM love doll?
:)
Holy cow - that is too funny! The internet is so impersonal and weird, it is kind of sad. But still funny!
Shari - No love doll, but when I check my stats a surprising number find the site looking for "sex kom". Whatever that means.
R - True. And did you consider how much washing and grooming a KOM would need before marrying one? I mean, let alone how much one will eat!
Well, luckily I had some idea! You don't need near so much grooming now that you have short hair. And luckily, you will eat almost anything. Except creamy peanut butter? What's up with that?
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