Sunday, June 12, 2005

I'm a vulgar man

And I spell atrociously.

But let's agree to be both vulgar and to spell correctly.

It would seem to make sense to spell the word dammit with an 'n', since "damn" is spelled with an 'n'.

But this is English, people. Sense has no jurisdiction here.

Just remember: Hell has double hockey sticks. Dammit has double golden arches.

Class dismissed.

10 Comments:

At 6/12/2005 05:24:00 AM , Blogger Lisa said...

dammit dammit dammit

okay, I think I got it !

 
At 6/12/2005 08:18:00 AM , Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

You forgot that in some parts of the midwest it's Demmit.

 
At 6/12/2005 09:26:00 AM , Blogger Trish said...

Hmmm, interesting, as I always thought that dammit wast spelled: damnit. My bad, I guess.

 
At 6/12/2005 09:37:00 AM , Blogger Kara0303 said...

In some southern dialects it could be spelled/spoken as "damment." Along the same lines as "Valentines" being spelled/spoken "Valentimes" and "probably" being spelled/spoken "prolly."

 
At 6/12/2005 03:16:00 PM , Blogger Yawn said...

Yes, "dammit" is definitely spelled "d-a-m-m-i-t." "Advertising" is spelled with an s, but every now and then I see it spelled "advertizing." I think with this particular word I prefer the wrong spelling.

 
At 6/13/2005 06:23:00 AM , Blogger David said...

When you are as vulgar as I am it doesnt matter how you spell it, you just need to say it where when you walk off people go WOW. That mofo can cuss!

 
At 6/13/2005 08:50:00 AM , Blogger Reese The Law Girl said...

Dammit, KOM! Why do you have to be corretifying people all the time?!? ;)

 
At 6/13/2005 09:34:00 AM , Blogger KOM said...

Please feel free to continue to say demmit, damment, hell - even say damnit. Actually, the more I think about it, the less I care. As long as you don't all start writing in Leet, I'll be happy.

Heartless come Decadence - Please remember that the past pluperfect of 'to screw' is 'scrod'.

Reese, I think you mean "all's the time".

 
At 6/13/2005 04:23:00 PM , Blogger Kara0303 said...

Whoa, when did Heartless change her name?

 
At 6/13/2005 08:12:00 PM , Blogger SassyAssy said...

I will do my damnedest to keep that in mind.

 

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