Twatscicle
Good news, my brothers! As of 11:30 pm, 8/12/05, little ol' LP is listed as #2 on Google for Twatscicle. And #1 on MSN.
My parents would be so proud!
Naysayers would point out that Icicle is spelled without an 's'.
Perhaps, but I decree (and I can do this due to my world-wide ranking on this subject) that Twatscicle is correctly spelled.
I'd like to thank Scream Therapy, as well as the sicko that actually did a web-search for the term. 30 year old virgin, this webby is for YOU!
All joking aside, I've got to do something about all of the "sticky white panties" hits that I receive. I am happy to blame Mel for this, but really, people, it's getting out of control. And who the fuck is actually searching for that?
I could understand "naked hairy bowler diaries", or even "smells like tuna and boobs", but sticky white panties? Why does this keep coming up? You people are unmitigated freaks, that's why. I don't trust a one of you as far as I could throw you. Please direct your searches for panties and tuna elswhere.
I have to admit, though, that my personal favorite is for "scrod". #7 for Yahoo searches, baby!
I promise you that when I logged in, this is not the direction that I intended to take.
posted by KOM @ 11:56:00 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
Man at least I can tell people I knew you back when. Back before you hit the top of the charts that is.
Here I thought it was weird/genius that you even thought up Twatscicle, now if find out that their are people doing searchs for it?!
And yet I get NOTHIN' from my "Weird way with your sister.." thing.
What am I doing wrong?
Smells like tuna and boobs - just trying to think how I can work that into a conversation at work.
GWNP - I'm pretty sure that naked anything would bring in a hit or two :)
David - I'll try to keep the little people in mind.
J - You still get my vote funniest/creepiest line yet.
R - Talk about idiots eating sushi.
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