A brief dream XI
Last night I dreamed that a Michael Jackson "sex" tape had been leaked.
It began with him ordering his entourage to hire dozens of prostitutes. After these ladies had fallen asleep in his mansion, he crept around like Nosferatu smelling their hair.
In the morning he refused to pay them.
posted by KOM @ 9:04:00 AM
7 Comments
7 Comments:
You know what the bad thing about this is?
If I had read this as a news report of something Michael Jackson had actually done... I'd totally believe it.
Me too!!
Where'd you get a picture of my mother-in-law???
Creeping is definitely a Jacko-esque adjective, but I rather think that Nosferatu is a step up on the "appearance ladder" from MJ; I mean, at least he's got a nose!
Nosferatu is way creepy. My husband scared the crap out of me one night by creeping into the bedroom liek Nosferatu - I've never quite recovered!
HOLLY COW!!! That was MY sex tape! How did that get out?? I was just dressed like Jacko for make believe.
So... David is Nilo's mother-in-law? Small world!
I'd like to take this moment to quash any rumors about my ever having "[crept] into the bedroom like Nosferatu." I'm not not admitting anything.
Hehehe thats good, subtle yet good, made me chuckle.
Brad
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