Something I found amusing

We went to a birthday party with a Hawaiian theme a couple of weeks ago. Kahlua pork, aloha shirts, you get the idea.

My wife had been saying that she was going to pick up a pineapple to bring with us. But when she returned from the store, she had a large watermelon in her hand.

"That's some pineapple," I jested.

"It's Turkish," she replied, not missing a beat.