GUESS

When I grow up, I'm going to invent a search engine for people like myself. That is, people who can vividly recall the flavor and the simile of any given word, but never the word itself. More often than not it's proper nouns (I can't remember actor's names to save my life), but any word will do.

Google User Enablement Sub-System (GUESS). How can I help you?

Um, who's that guy who isn't Nick Nolte?

Gary Busey?

Close. No, same teeth but not completely insane.

Ron Perlman?

or

Google User Enablement Sub-System (GUESS). How can I help you?

What is it when you're not on welfare, but you have money?

Hard Work?

No. More like you don't work, but people talk about you eating hamburgers in a bikini.

Trust Fund?

or

Google User Enablement Sub-System (GUESS). How can I help you?

What's that word... I think it begins with an 's'. I it means something to the effect of not, ummm. No. It means uhh, comes back into your head??

Memory?


Thank you, GUESS. I don't know how I've ever... umm, is there a word for 'make stuff happen without consulting you?'