A complete waste of time III
...Now with commentary!
Yet another glimpse into the search engine keywords that lead unwary visitors to li'l ol' LP
how to suck dick
I guess this one was inevitable.
women's children suck dick
Interestingly, I've learned that most people are the children of women.
Mary "whales blood" "banana leaf"
"Nick Cave fan" "Doubleplusgood"
"beans,beans magical fruit"
The magical fruit. Dumb- pfffft. Excuse me. -ass.
how to make a pipe out of a pencap
Why would you want to do that? Now if you have a bell pepper and a straw...
how to make a poor man's weed pipe
Damn stoners. What were we just talking about?
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This made me laugh and laugh. The Google translation is priceless.
paige hemmis nose job
Thanks, Nilo.
"you make my teeth sweat"
That pretty much speaks for itself.
sponge bob fucking pic
Finally, a litmus test for the severly disturbed.
the bird is the word lyrics
Wow, this one's squeaky clean. What gives?
hot albino chick
After some reflection, I say "why the fuck not?"
6 Comments:
Wow. Just like a few of my posts, but yours are better! I laughed my ass off at "donkey-drilling". And Spongebob fuck pics? Teletubbies maybe, but Spongebob?
Oh, and I guess I'm giving up my corner on the Paige Hemmis market now... :)
Freaky - I copied you right down to the bold font for the subject! And I mentioned you in the post. I guess my subconscious was blowing the plagarization whistle.
Ha ha ha!!!!!
Donkey drilling!!!!
What the hell??
Hell, they say that plagiarism is a form of flattery... or something like that.
And I really don't have a thing for teletubbies. Really.
And I think I'll stay away from the headline thing until I am on a sleep deprived, caffeine-fueled fit of insanity, with dozens of headlines screaming to be mocked. I find it's easier that way.
A bell pepper and a straw, you say?
Waiaminut....I said hot ASIAN albino chick.
Oh well.....
noice. Very noice search referrals. Right now my #1 is "Budgie Smugglers" (ie: speedos), #2 is "Lynda carter" and #3 is "Wonder Woman". #4 is "cleavage".
Yep, sounds about right. heh
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