'Cuz you know you wanted to know
Many Bothan spies died to bring us this information.
I would also recommend the side-article discussing the Implausibility of the Death Star's Trash Compactor, care of McSweeney's.
This post has been bought to you in lieu of a rant about Terrel Owens. You may thank me later.
5 Comments:
Nice post, O Great One.
I followed the link on the trash compactor, and fell in love with the site. So I posted about it, and of course, dropped your name a few times.
Hope you don't mind.
To this day you can still dump your life savings into these machines at finer skating rinks all over the Wild West in dry desert towns...While listening to Whitesnake. But only if you're a real pervert.
Laura - Didn't you watch the movies? The Death Star seems to be a very dangerous place to hang your hat!
It could be far worse than being a Star Wars baby.
Nilo - That's why I have McSweeney's in my links list. It's been a favorite of mine for a year or so, now. My only concern is the "Oh Great One" comment... If you're ribbing me, fine. If you're serious, we have a lovely hospital here in Napa where you may want to spend some time 'resting'.
Yawn - I would love to see that arcade again! But I could do without the White Snake. Why does everything have to be so hard?
I don't know...I may have understood the Terrel Owens post better.
Kara - Trust me, it's just a matter of time before I'm forced to bitch about the guy again.
Laura - What about the 2nd Death Star? It was still under construction... Maybe you could simply help design it, safe back on Coruscant.
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